owls @owls@yshi.org
- Pronouns
- he/him
- Location
- Midwest
- Websight
- https://godless-internets.org
- Currently Playing
- DnD 5e, GW2, Bear & Breakfast
Admin
#Laravel, #PHP, #DnD (esp. #Eberron). Food & booze.
I will be using the #SpinachInquisition tag for threads about our campaigns.
Unfortunate admin of the yshi.org mastodon instance.
Joined May 2022
Honestly it was a great way to buy time. We're one turn out from bringing down the enchanted armour in the little office!
Then we can focus fire snekboi.
Sorc using minor illusion to try to distract the snekboi about to murder our cleric.
AND IT WORKS! Cleric lives another turn!
poop
Bard: How bloody does his butthole look?
DM: uh he doesn't really have one, thankfully
Bard: HOW DOES HE POOP
DM: he's just kind of a glowy enchanted suit of armour. he does not poop.
The armour blew me up, but the pseudodragon fixed me up immediately with a clutch 10 on the healing potion roll.
Second assassin is DOWN
That leaves Bo Rogan around 40% HP, Snekboi around 40% HP, and the enchanted armour at 100%.
Saal Dreadstroke has not left the train station.
druid got the fuck out of dodge afterwards, since they are out of Stuff
and now the cavalry has shown up to try and save the hellgnoll
Bard joined me in the office and got a fear effect on the hellgnoll to get it retreating
and now everyone if firing into their back as they flee
Druid being druid-y by equipping her pseudodragon with a healing potion
to fix the next person to go down!
I am not a very friendly birbperson
I knew exactly what I was doing when I ran in here. Shybuck ate 5 piercing + 12 poison damage from the hellgnoll.
owls
boosted
nano fiction
The year is 2030. Aliens stumbled upon Earth, a place they expected to have no advanced life due to the precarious climate balance.
They see the living conditions it's citizens and have organised an intergalactic relief effort for Earth. They don't even know what Capitalism or scarcity is, their planets are far more habitable than Earth and had a more equitable resource distribution to begin with.
I'm about to dodge into the NPC's office to use his bodyguards as meat shields, cuz I've only got 9 HP left.
I'm in the market, so once we get rid of this hellgnoll lass, I should be able to raid the empty stalls.
Belaluur was selling potions of healing, so there should be at least a few in her stall.
Several of the other assassins have been bloodied through hit-and-run actions.
A merchant freed the prisoners in Sheriff's (RIP) Sheriff Station, who engaged the metal snakeboi. They traded their lives to take about half his health bar off.
We are pretty much out of spell slots, wildshapes, and everything else.
The time of the #SpinachInquisition is upon us!
This is our forth session for the all-out battle of Salvation. We've been in combat for a month (irl), which is definitely a record.
Saal Dreadstroke and his team of elite assassins rode in to Salvation to take the artifact we found in Cyre: the Oracle of War.
We are not being particularly cooperative.
We just scored our first kill on one of the assassins, and have a second in a 4v1 that's about to turn into a 6v1.
i think it's safe to say that the info wars are now over
The FPM process in my Lambda is randomly falling over. It gets restarted, but I've got these random requests that just fail.
I have absolutely no idea why this is occurring or how to troubleshoot it.
Thanks, serverless. Therverless.
And then @niqdanger sadly looking at what he had done before telling him to reinstall
thinking about that time our windows admin wanted to learn some linux, so he installed fedora in a VM
and then proceeded to `chmod -R 777 / home / theirName / someThing` [sic]
- Pronouns
- he/him
- Location
- Midwest
- Websight
- https://godless-internets.org
- Currently Playing
- DnD 5e, GW2, Bear & Breakfast
Admin
#Laravel, #PHP, #DnD (esp. #Eberron). Food & booze.
I will be using the #SpinachInquisition tag for threads about our campaigns.
Unfortunate admin of the yshi.org mastodon instance.
Joined May 2022
