OKAY HERE WE GO

we investigate the stone cabin while some zombies very slowly chase after us

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like, really, look at this fellow.

iorek byrnison on two legs.

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Cleared the milk factory during lunch

I hadn't tried evolving the bibles before. Those were pretty satisfying to use.

Evolved: Santa Water, Cross, Birds, Lightning Ring, Rune Tracer

Not evolved: King Bible

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AT LONG LAST!

I know it's not that impressive but it's the first time I survived >_>

am noob, this was my build

Evolved: garlic, whip, santa water
Unevolved: Laurel, the bird bombard-y thing, time stop lance

Utility: spinach, attractor, candelabra, vampire-y heart thing, max HP increase heart, skill speed book

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I didn't think that was right, so I dug into it a bit more and realized Laravel was setting that stream_reads setting to false.

I dug a bit more and realized exactly what that TEMP resource actually did.

It's something from Guzzle, presumably done to stop you shooting your feet off: it writes the data to disk to stop you going OOM.

docs.guzzlephp.org/en/stable/p

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Cleric: I cast Sacred Flame at the zombie

DM: this zombie crit its save, so it dodges like it's the fucking matrix

DM: Ayeron, your turn

Me: i'll throw some tentacles at the thriller zombie

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We had heard about this in the newspaper before we left to find the Grey Dogs!

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I went ahead to scout and found Cyrian soldiers with fresh wounds, screaming.

But they're not alive ... and haven't been for quite some years.

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Druid: ... what's so bad about this?

Bard: IT'S REALLY CHOPPY

Bard: I'm not classically trained or anything but sax should be very MELODIC

DM:

Bard: It's not flowing between verses

DM: IT SOUNDS OUT OF TUNE

Bard: It's like they're playing a recorder OUT OF TUNE

me:

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pf:k story 

obviously the correct choice is to knock on the front door and announce that I am here to slaughter everybody inside

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