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Sorc is being mad that he's gotten to level 5 without proccing wild magic a single time

After 17 sessions!

DM: also you all level up

me: i got owned so hard i hit level 5

DM: yeah

Bard, introducing their next character: <dora the explorer theme starts playing from music bot>

DM: I hate my life already

The bard was shanked to death, F

We miss out on fighting a giant mech (which would destroy the entire town if we did not stop it)

DM: yeah so they didn't write what happens if Saal takes the oracle and/or you give it to him

DM: so I guess I need to go write that.

also the sorc managed to get himself stuck in the printing press

Saal has claimed the Oracle of War from the dead baker's oven (burning himself in the process).

The baker has been slain by an animated weapon that flew through the bakery window.

F

Bard is preheating the Oracle of War with the town's baker.

Baker: You should be my apprentice!

Bard: I would rather kill myself, which is what I am about to do.

succeeded on my final death save

what do we say to death?

"NOT THIS ROUND"

this is going super poorly

i'm at 2 failed and 2 succeeded death saving throws

Bard, learning of Big Time's death: I'm gunna drop my shit off and kill myself.

Big Time has been slain.

He survived the fall of Sharn, just to die in this shithole.

We're lookin at a TPK here

I think most of the party is down

I think I may be up to four times?

Which actually is fine. Squall keeps getting me up off the ground. So Saal's damage is basically being entirely negated.

Saal is fucking our shit up.

I've been downed twice, and Big Time is down.

And combat against Saal has begun in earnest!

Squall has issued me some kind of potion. The sorc is making strange illusions at Saal.