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Sorc is being mad that he's gotten to level 5 without proccing wild magic a single time

After 17 sessions!

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DM: also you all level up

me: i got owned so hard i hit level 5

DM: yeah

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Bard, introducing their next character: <dora the explorer theme starts playing from music bot>

DM: I hate my life already

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We miss out on fighting a giant mech (which would destroy the entire town if we did not stop it)

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DM: yeah so they didn't write what happens if Saal takes the oracle and/or you give it to him

DM: so I guess I need to go write that.

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also the sorc managed to get himself stuck in the printing press

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Saal has claimed the Oracle of War from the dead baker's oven (burning himself in the process).

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The baker has been slain by an animated weapon that flew through the bakery window.

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suicide 

Bard is preheating the Oracle of War with the town's baker.

Baker: You should be my apprentice!

Bard: I would rather kill myself, which is what I am about to do.

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succeeded on my final death save

what do we say to death?

"NOT THIS ROUND"

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this is going super poorly

i'm at 2 failed and 2 succeeded death saving throws

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Bard, learning of Big Time's death: I'm gunna drop my shit off and kill myself.

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Big Time has been slain.

He survived the fall of Sharn, just to die in this shithole.

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I think I may be up to four times?

Which actually is fine. Squall keeps getting me up off the ground. So Saal's damage is basically being entirely negated.

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Saal is fucking our shit up.

I've been downed twice, and Big Time is down.

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And combat against Saal has begun in earnest!

Squall has issued me some kind of potion. The sorc is making strange illusions at Saal.

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